Elton John & Partner Sell Baby To Highest Bidder

Okay, it’s just the pictures…but you know you they did it for a boatload of cash.  Us Weekly (and OK in the UK) have the first photos of little Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John.  He was born Christmas day and weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces.

“I’ve never felt anything like it in my life,” Grammy winner 63-year-old John tells Us.  “You’re so awestruck. What can you say? You take it in. The feeling, the joy, the warmth of his body, his breathing … I will never forget that experience ever.”

John equates it to bitch slapping one of his assistants in those famous tantrums he’s known for.  Ok, I made that part up.