Charlie Sheen Plays Chicago… AND…

Looks like Charlie Sheen took a very important lesson from his Detroit show.  After a disastrous performance last night, he revamped his live stage show for Chicago.

According to TMZ, after reading a poem about how much he hates Detroit, Sheen now has someone on stage asking him questions and moderating.  The crowd seems much more receptive.  Also, the opening stand-up comic was axed from the Chicago show after the Detroit audience booed him from the stage.  Sheen is also interacting with the crowd, exchanging shirts with a man after someone yelled, “Get naked!”  Thankfully, he didn’t.

During a question about his marriages, Sheen refers to ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, as that “kidnapper b****.”  Ouch!  That’s the mother of your children, dude!

From Twitter, someone posts that Sheen gives a shout out to Chicago PD: “I love your emblem it looks like you’re just out there whaling on bad guys.”

Richard Roeper (@richardroeper) is inside the theatre and tweets that Sheen complains about the heat on stage.  “Is it me or is it like a Cambodian outhouse in a heat wave up here?”  Roeper also adds that whatever you are doing tonight, “including sleeping, it’s probably more engaging than this.”

Sheen also complains about the “hooker” (my word, his was much worse) from the Plaza Hotel.  He says she owes him “a watch and some love.”

The show is now on a 10-minute break.  Roeper says he hopes the show actually starts after the break.   Hmmm, not boding well for Mr. Sheen.

Other Twitterers are chiming in.  One says the show is “as amusing as a pile of dead puppies.”  Another adds, “Charlie Sheen’s Chicago [show] bombing, but not like Detroit.”

The 10-minute intermission turned into 25 minutes, but at 9:14pm, Sheen returned to the stage, according to TMZ.

Richard Roeper (@richardroeper) tweets: “Whoever this guy is questioning Sheen, he’s just awful. If you were sitting next to these two guys in a bar, you’d find another table…”

TMZ reports that Sheen says he owes Heidi Fleiss $2 million and he pays for sex because he has millions.  Now if he would only use some of that money for therapy.

Richard Roeper says “amazingly” it looks like 95% of the crowd is still in the theatre.

TMZ reports that Sheen says he would go back to “Two and Half Men,” but he goes on to call the people who run the show “blood suckers.”  And then he calls co-star Jon Cryer, a “rock star.”  Charlie, do you really think they want you back???

TMZ says Charlie is now reading a letter from one of the goddesses.  I’m not even at the show and I am bored to death.

9:53… the show is finally over.  Now, Charlie Sheen, please leave Chicago and don’t come back.  As God is my witness, I am done posting about Charlie Sheen.