Pop singer Pink and her husband, Carey Hart, are the proud parents of a baby girl… or maybe a bush… I can’t tell by the name… WILLOW SAGE! That sounds like something you smoke, not something you give birth to.
What happened to names like Jane and Mary and Elizabeth??? Even Pink has a more natural name. Her real name is Alecia Beth Moore. I think being a celebrity makes you have to top the next celebrity that gives birth. Although Will and Jada came up with Willow long ago, so you gotta do better than that, Pink. How about Catalpa… or Dogwood…or Juniper or Spruce? Those are all great tree names and nobody is using Catalpa… not even Mariah.
Okay, it’s just the pictures…but you know you they did it for a boatload of cash. Us Weekly (and OK in the UK) have the first photos of little Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John. He was born Christmas day and weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces.
“I’ve never felt anything like it in my life,” Grammy winner 63-year-old John tells Us. “You’re so awestruck. What can you say? You take it in. The feeling, the joy, the warmth of his body, his breathing … I will never forget that experience ever.”
John equates it to bitch slapping one of his assistants in those famous tantrums he’s known for. Ok, I made that part up.
At age 62, Elton John and his partner, David Furnish, have announced the birth of their son, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John… Jesus, what a name! Whatever happened to just three names. Speaking of Jesus, like the big J-C, he too was born on Christmas Day, but in California, not Jerusalem and via a surrogate, just like Mary. No word if a donkey or manger were involved.
Good luck, David. You will have two people in diapers at the same time!!!