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Elton John & Partner Sell Baby To Highest Bidder
Okay, it’s just the pictures…but you know you they did it for a boatload of cash. Us Weekly (and OK in the UK) have the first photos of little Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John. He was born Christmas day and weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces.
“I’ve never felt anything like it in my life,” Grammy winner 63-year-old John tells Us. “You’re so awestruck. What can you say? You take it in. The feeling, the joy, the warmth of his body, his breathing … I will never forget that experience ever.”
John equates it to bitch slapping one of his assistants in those famous tantrums he’s known for. Ok, I made that part up.
Elton John Becomes A Dad!!!!
At age 62, Elton John and his partner, David Furnish, have announced the birth of their son, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John… Jesus, what a name! Whatever happened to just three names. Speaking of Jesus, like the big J-C, he too was born on Christmas Day, but in California, not Jerusalem and via a surrogate, just like Mary. No word if a donkey or manger were involved.
Good luck, David. You will have two people in diapers at the same time!!!
